JavaDuke95 wants to directly connect.
JavaDuke95 is now directly connected.
JavaDuke95: cool196: hey sexy mama.
JavaDuke95: hey frozen monkey
cool196: wanna cyber
cool196: well do you? im excited
JavaDuke95: for $50
cool196: 50 bucks
cool196: sure, wats ure address, illc oem over to your house and we can do the real thing..
JavaDuke95: more like
JavaDuke95: $50 for an answer
cool196: oh come on sexy..
JavaDuke95: I'm 250 pounds, just so you know
cool196: ohh really
JavaDuke95: no not really, only like, 190
cool196: fat people turn me on
cool196: more cushion for hte pushion
JavaDuke95: only if you're a nigger with a trigger that's bigger than the probosic of an elephant
cool196: are you talkin about my penis?
JavaDuke95: no, I'm talking about the grapes
JavaDuke95: and their wrath
JavaDuke95: and the grapes belonging to wrath
cool196: do u know who this is
JavaDuke95: some homoerotic person that Robert met in the sewers
cool196: erotic ?
cool196: thats the way i like it
JavaDuke95: oh, then go to Hill'n Head sometime and buy yourself some oysters
JavaDuke95: nothing beats a dozen oysters with a jug o' beer
cool196: see ya sexty
cool196 signed off at 08:20:03.
JavaDuke95: toward the bottom of the conversation I began to quote from the book Grapes of Wrath
Jaaaaaaaaaane: whoa!?!?!!? wat the heck
JavaDuke95: and some AP English things
Jaaaaaaaaaane: oh yeah - mr heywood loves using homoerotic, eh?
Jaaaaaaaaaane: thats soooooooooooooooooo funny
JavaDuke95: and he likes raw oysters
Jaaaaaaaaaane: who was that?
JavaDuke95: he told us that a dozen oyster plus a jug of beer in a hot summer afternoon can't be beat
JavaDuke95: or something
JavaDuke95: I don't know
JavaDuke95: and I was sitting there imaging Mr. Heywood getting drunk
Jaaaaaaaaaane: haha, thats scary - "sexy mama" coming from robert..............
JavaDuke95: I like frozen monkey better
JavaDuke95: that was more random
Jaaaaaaaaaane: thats funny tho
Jaaaaaaaaaane: haha, he wants to cyber
JavaDuke95: you do know what that means, ya? =\
Jaaaaaaaaaane: yes yes
Jaaaaaaaaaane: yun's brother IMed jenifer
Jaaaaaaaaaane: and was like telling her all this perverted stuff and was like "cyber! this is how you cyber"
Jaaaaaaaaaane: i was in a chat room once and these people started cybering
Jaaaaaaaaaane: so why did he say all that to you
JavaDuke95: I don't know
JavaDuke95: he thought I was a girl or something?
JavaDuke95: I don't see how my s/n can emit a sense of being a girl, but whatever
Jaaaaaaaaaane: Javaduchess < didnt u and dani have something about that?
Jaaaaaaaaaane: wait, robert thought you were a girl?!?!?!?
JavaDuke95: I was thinking that it's someone ELSE?
Jaaaaaaaaaane: haha anyways
JavaDuke95: why would Robert randomly just like
JavaDuke95: "WANNA CYBER?!???!?!"
Jaaaaaaaaaane: :-*:-*:-* maybe robert is gay
Jaaaaaaaaaane: hey we should hook him up with matt!
Jaaaaaaaaaane: robert is kinda perverted too
JavaDuke95: well, yeah?
Jaaaaaaaaaane: nah i dont think hes gay though
Jaaaaaaaaaane: i was kiddin
Jaaaaaaaaaane: so you wanna cyber?
JavaDuke95: nevertheless, it's safer than the real thing >_<
JavaDuke95: yea, let's be debaters and looking at it in different angles
Jaaaaaaaaaane: well, i got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
Jaaaaaaaaaane: unhook my bra
Jaaaaaaaaaane: no wait, i'm not wearing a bra
Jaaaaaaaaaane: gosh, it's chilly in here
Jaaaaaaaaaane: what's the matter?
JavaDuke95: the matter would be made up of 3 parts
JavaDuke95: proton, neutron, and electron
JavaDuke95: wherea the proton and neutron contribute to most of the matter's mass
JavaDuke95: however, the electron contains just as much energy as the proton, except with opposite
Jaaaaaaaaaane: ohhhh, science guys turn me on
JavaDuke95: I'm a science dumbo
Jaaaaaaaaaane: sorry, i have an 9:00 i need to be at. this one's paying double ;-)
Jaaaaaaaaaane: bye sexy
JavaDuke95: you have 15 minutes
JavaDuke95: you don't need to be on time
JavaDuke95: and you haven't paid your $50 yet
Jaaaaaaaaaane: there was no action!
Jaaaaaaaaaane: give me some action.
Jaaaaaaaaaane: GIVE ME ACTION, BITCH
Jaaaaaaaaaane: ah, we'll get it on next time
Jaaaaaaaaaane: :-* bye
JavaDuke95: you never demanded action
JavaDuke95: I thought you wanted a lecture on the foundamental parts of matter
Jaaaaaaaaaane: you never demanded money
Jaaaaaaaaaane: i wanted to cyber with YOU
JavaDuke95: that's rather interesting
Jaaaaaaaaaane: ;-) bye